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The other day I had a session with a young woman w

The other day I had a session with a young woman who was upset about not being able to orgazm each time with her husband. I used my best gen-z explanation skills: orgazm is like the peak song at a music festival. You know the one. It happens usually at the main stage, end of the day, by the head lining DJ. There is usually fireworks or some epic light show to accompany it. It feels like the kaboom-chakalaka-wam-bam experience. Its pretty dope and also the sign that the festival is coming to a finish.
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Here is the catch - do you go to the music festival for the whole day of awesome adventures (differnt djs, meeting people, drinks, vibes, sunshine) or you want only one peak song? Would the festival even BE A FESTIVAL if you got there and the peak song happened in five minutes and you were sent home? 🤷🏼‍♀️And what if you are stuck in the toilet line during the peak song and you miss it? Did that ruin your whole festival? Did it make the whole day pointless? And are u there obsessing about this song or are you vibin’ and partying all day?? 🌈⭐️🔥
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My gen-zers & their older sisters/moms/aunties, do you feel me on this??! 😂😂😂 If you go to a music festival, make sure to enjoy AAAALLLLL OF IT! Every moment counts. Just like in sex. Every DAMN moment counts!!!!
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Concentrate on the pleasure, not the orgazm. (The more you feel into pleasure, the more the orgazm unravels in you..)
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Oh boy do I miss a good music festival...until then Im gonna enjoy my sex 😂😂😂 Who’s with me?
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📸 by @libkos ❤️

#foodforthought ❤️

#foodforthought ❤️

#goalsgoalsgoals ❤️ This is what I want. Wild,

#goalsgoalsgoals ❤️ This is what I want. Wild, passionate & with an open heart at every age. You too? Leave me a cute emoji if you agree!
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📸 by @rankinarchive

A little bit of sexyness, a bit of deep thought an

A little bit of sexyness, a bit of deep thought and a bit of down to earth everyday wisdom ❤️🙏🏻🔥 Makes for a great combo if you ask me. All three of these beauties sit on a book shelf in our home.
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And for all the smartypants out there who will point out that these are not “the best” - duh! Of course there are many other great books! But Ive chosen these today. So deal with it. I like these. #whipwhip 😜
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more book suggestion articles and lists on my blog for men, women and couples! Www.theyoniempire.com

This is your gentle reminder that slicing a banana

This is your gentle reminder that slicing a banana in half and slathering it with a thick layer of chocolate nutella is better than some sex. So if you arent getting laid today, make yourself a ba-nutella sandwich. It will make you moan and salivate! (And you dont even have to take off your pants! 😂)
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In other news, the masterclass on building a fulfilling wellness career is sold out, yay! 🥰 Im looking forward to running it. And if I enjoy myself in the process, then I’ll run it again and make the group bigger next time. For now, its nice to keep things intimate. Looking forward to seeing your lovely faces on Zoom in two weeks! ❤️❤️❤️
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Please share your moan-worthy snacks with me. God knows we all could use more of those in life. 😜

This and more Im going to share at the upcoming Ma

This and more Im going to share at the upcoming May online lectures - all about entering the sexuality industry and doing what you love fearlessly. Im asked all the time how I do what I do and how I got started. So I decided to do a lecture about it and share my personal secret gem with you - my business mentor Eva. We are keeping the group small on purpose. Only 9 spots left! Grab yours. Link in bio ❤️

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